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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 3
They stayed away in droves.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Audiences
This makes me so sore it gets my
dandruff
up.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger
Malaprops
Dander
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death
Happiness
Misspokements
Speech
Drop dead
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Speech
Bad
Good
To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When told a particular script was "too caustic"
Keep a stiff upper
chin.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Attitude
Lip
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Intelligence
Misspokements
Speech
Thinking
Confusion
Yes, Frances [his wife] has the most beautiful hands in the world – and someday I’m going to have a bust made of them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Let’s have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance
Misspokements
Oxymorons
If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents
Problems
Oxymorons
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Entertainment
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
Television
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Entertainment
Film
Bad
Wide screen
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Right
Wrong
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Listening
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Places
Hospital
Sickness
I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Cost
Value
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