Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Sunday, March 30, 2025
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 3
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink
Misspokements
Coffee
Oxymorons
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Clothing
Misspokements
Time
Shoes
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Miscellaneous
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Work
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Economical
Expense
Never let the bastard back into my room again… unless I need him.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
People
Situations
I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Yes, Frances [his wife] has the most beautiful hands in the world – and someday I’m going to have a bust made of them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Cost
Value
I’ll give you a definite maybe.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Right
Wrong
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Television
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Agreement
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police – the GOP.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
KGB
Page 3 of 4
« Previous
1
2
3
4
Next »