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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 3
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs
Communication
Misspokements
Opinion
Speech
To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When told a particular script was "too caustic"
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Speech
Bad
Good
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Listening
I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Entertainment
Film
Bad
Wide screen
Never make predictions… especially about the future.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Future
Misspokements
Time
(also Casey Stengel)
Predictions
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Clothing
Misspokements
Time
Shoes
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Occupations
Reading/Writing
Work
Put it out of your mind; in no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Intelligence
Memory
Misspokements
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Honesty
Truth
Work
We have that Indian scene; we can get the Indians from the reservoir.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Indians
In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Memory
Misspokements
Speech
Time
Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Television
Oxymorons
You've got to take the bull between your teeth.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
Yes, but keep copies.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When his secretary asked if she should destroy some old files
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Television
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Books
Communication
Misspokements
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