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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 3
It’s more than magnificent, it’s mediocre.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
I’ll give you a definite maybe.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I never liked you, and I always will.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script. Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Listening
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death
Happiness
Misspokements
Speech
Drop dead
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
Keep a stiff upper
chin.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Attitude
Lip
In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Memory
Misspokements
Speech
Time
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Books
Communication
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
Autobiographies
Put it out of your mind; in no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Intelligence
Memory
Misspokements
Never make predictions… especially about the future.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Future
Misspokements
Time
(also Casey Stengel)
Predictions
Let’s have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Places
Hospital
Sickness
For your information, just answer me one question!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Miscellaneous
Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When a friend told him he named his son Sam
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