Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 4

Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Television

Yes, but keep copies.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Television

I have been laid up with intentional flu.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health Misspokements

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral was to make sure he was dead.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death Insults

It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink Misspokements

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements Speech

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger Malaprops

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I never liked you, and I always will.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment Film Misspokements

Include me out.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

In two words, impossible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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