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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 4
They stayed away in droves.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Audiences
It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script. Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Places
Hospital
Sickness
The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting
Entertainment
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance
Misspokements
Oxymorons
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Death
Happiness
Misspokements
Speech
Drop dead
There is a
statue
of limitation.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Law
Malaprops
Statute
Never make predictions… especially about the future.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Future
Misspokements
Time
(also Casey Stengel)
Predictions
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Let’s have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
You've got to take the bull between your teeth.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Situations
Oxymorons
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Right
Wrong
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the
shooting.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
War
Shouting
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