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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 4
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
Include me out.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
When a friend told him he named his son Sam
Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Television
Oxymorons
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success
Time
Overnight success
Oxymorons
I read part of it all the way through.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Agreement
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Occupations
Reading/Writing
Work
In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Memory
Misspokements
Speech
Time
That’s the trouble with directors; always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Clothing
Misspokements
Time
Shoes
They stayed away in droves.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Audiences
It’s more than magnificent, it’s mediocre.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Miscellaneous
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