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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 4
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Money
Economical
Expense
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication
Misspokements
Occupations
Reading/Writing
Work
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Situations
Oxymorons
Never let the bastard back into my room again… unless I need him.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
People
Situations
Why should people go out and pay to see bad movies when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Television
Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Television
Oxymorons
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Listening
Let’s have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink
Misspokements
Coffee
Oxymorons
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