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Author: Samuel Goldwyn Page 4
Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
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Can she sing?… she's practically a Florence Nightingale.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Let’s have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I’ve gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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For your information, just answer me one question!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? … all you do is change the words.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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In two words, impossible.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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