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He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

I’m the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Government Law

But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Misspokements Places Allies North Korea

Well, let's see; there’s… of course… in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Misspokements Asked to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with

As we work and sightsee on America’s largest island, we’ll get to view more majestic bears, so now is a good time to draw attention to the political equivalent of the species.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Misspokements Places Referring to Kodiak Island in Alaska [though Hawaii is America's largest island]

I haven’t heard the president state that we’re at war… that’s why I too am not knowing… do we use the term intervention?… do we use war?… do we use squirmish?… what is it?

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Conflict Misspokements On the U.S. and NATO bombing of Libya

Barack and Michelle Obama] have power in their words; they could refudiate [sic] what it is that this group is saying.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Misspokements On the NAACP charge of racism in the Tea Party movement

[Paul Revere] did warn the British… and I know my American history.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

History Misspokements Paul Revere

I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism; and I have a communications degree.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Communication Misspokements

We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn’t appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

America Misspokements

Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant – they’re quite clear –- that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the Ten Commandments.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Beliefs God Government Misspokements Stupidity

As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Government Misspokements Vice president

I love that smell of the emissions!

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Things At a motorcycle rally Smell

All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Communication Misspokements Unable to name a newspaper or magazine she reads

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