Author: Scott Roeben

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

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Friends Old People

One of my favorite oxymorons is engagement party.

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Marriage Sex

I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection… she pulled a switchblade on me.

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Dating Sex Situations

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

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Sex

Sex is like art; most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

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Art Money Sex

There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping… you get another wife.

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Marriage Sex Wives