Author: Seth Meyers

Dick Cheney presented Donald Rumsfeld with a Defender of the Constitution Award… and, yes, the irony was lost on both of them.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
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Firearms groups across the country have declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day…. so don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
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In the wake of the killing of Osama bin Laden President Obama’s approval rating jumped to 56 percent, his highest in two years… which shows there is literally nothing he can do to please the other 44 percent.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
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At the dedication of his Presidential Library, George W. Bush said it’s long been his dream to build a building for teenagers to drink behind.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
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Huntington Beach, California this past weekend was the site of the second annual Surf City Surf Dog competition… or as the sharks call it…‘Thanksgiving’.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
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You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I’d get married.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
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