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Author: Seve Ballesteros
I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make the putt.
Seve Ballesteros
Spanish professional golfer
Golf
Sports
When asked to explain a four-putt
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow; then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.
Seve Ballesteros
Spanish professional golfer
Golf
Sports
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.
Seve Ballesteros
Spanish professional golfer
Communication
Speech
Sports
Caddies
Talking
The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
Seve Ballesteros
Spanish professional golfer
Golf
Sports