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Author: Shaquille O'Neal
I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.
Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Education
Intelligence
Misspokements
School
Exams
Our offense is like the Pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Basketball
Sports
I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.
Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
On his lack of championships
I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Misspokements
Sports
On if he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal
American basketball player
Basketball
Money
Sports