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Author: Shelley Long

Phillip: That’s the face I’ve been looking for.
Diane: Sorry, I’m still using it. I could let you visit it on weekends.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

Sam: Coach, I’m gonna be blunt with you. Her friend’s cute and all that, but she doesn’t have what I’m lookin’ for in a woman.
Diane: What’s that? Break-away clothes?

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

Diane: Do you know the difference between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you’re just clearing your throat.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

Sam, if brains were money you’d have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

Sam, I’m very impressed. That’s a complex psychological concept coming from a man who has to write “L” and “R” on the bottom of his shoes.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

If ignorance is bliss, this is Eden.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers” Ignorance is bliss

We’re not fighting, Carla. We’re merely discussing a little difference of opinion… I think Sam is a heartless mindless slack-jawed cretin and he disagrees.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

Sam: [angry] You want to know the truth? It wasn’t four honeys. It was four hundred women… easy.
Diane: [coolly] They’d have to be.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

Sam: I’ve never met an intelligent woman I’d want to date.
Diane: On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: ‘whew.’

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

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Author: Shelley Long

Phillip: That’s the face I’ve been looking for.
Diane: Sorry, I’m still using it. I could let you visit it on weekends.

Sam: Coach, I’m gonna be blunt with you. Her friend’s cute and all that, but she doesn’t have what I’m lookin’ for in a woman.
Diane: What’s that? Break-away clothes?

Diane: Do you know the difference between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.

[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you’re just clearing your throat.

Sam, if brains were money you’d have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.

Sam, I’m very impressed. That’s a complex psychological concept coming from a man who has to write “L” and “R” on the bottom of his shoes.

If ignorance is bliss, this is Eden.

We’re not fighting, Carla. We’re merely discussing a little difference of opinion… I think Sam is a heartless mindless slack-jawed cretin and he disagrees.

Sam: [angry] You want to know the truth? It wasn’t four honeys. It was four hundred women… easy.
Diane: [coolly] They’d have to be.

Sam: I’ve never met an intelligent woman I’d want to date.
Diane: On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: ‘whew.’