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I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way any more… they leave it on the dresser.

Shirley MacLaine

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

Acting Entertainment Film Hookers

He is a boil on the butt of humanity!

Shirley MacLaine

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Ouiser in “Steel Magnolias”

I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free.

Shirley MacLaine

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes As Ouiser in “Steel Magnolias” Plays Theater

It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.

Shirley MacLaine

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

Alcohol Characteristics Elections/Voting

I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood 40 years!

Shirley MacLaine

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

TV/Movie Quotes As Ouiser in “Steel Magnolias”

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Shirley MacLaine

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

Emotions Laughter People Self