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The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

When you pass the buck, don't ask for change.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Money Situations Passing the buck

A diploma only proves that you know how to look up an answer.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Education School Answers Diplomas

Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Death Time Today

Armies aren't known for neatness.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Government Military Armies Neatness

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Animals Appearance Situations Things Bird in hand Nose

Learn to be sincere, even if you have to fake it.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Characteristics Education Fake Sincerity

Self-abuse is the sincerest kind.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Activities Self Sex Masturbation

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Entertainment Music Success Tchaikovsky War of 1812 Winners

The biggest difference between the psychiatrist and the patient is that the psychiatrist has learned how to live with it.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Doctors Health Life People Patient Psychiatrist

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Activities Games Life Darkness

Beware of gifts bearing Greeks.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

People Places Things Beware Gifts Greeks

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Intelligence Stupidity Wisdom

Nothing makes steak as efficiently as a cow.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Animals Food/Drink Artificial food Cow Steak

There's always someone willing to disagree with me; but I'm the one who's called controversial.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Characteristics Communication Controversy Disagreement

A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Body Characteristics Situations Things Bleeding heart Carpeting

Those who abhor history are compelled to rewrite it.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Communication History Reading/Writing Time

Adolescence is that time of life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Age Characteristics Adolescence Depression

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Life People Things Doors Glass houses

The great mass of men lead lives of quiet domestication.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Life People Situations Domestication

This neurotic pursuit of sanity is driving us all crazy.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Intelligence Sanity

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