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The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Body Characteristics Situations Things Bleeding heart Carpeting

The great mass of men lead lives of quiet domestication.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Life People Situations Domestication

Self-abuse is the sincerest kind.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Activities Self Sex Masturbation

Learn to be sincere, even if you have to fake it.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Characteristics Education Fake Sincerity

Those who abhor history are compelled to rewrite it.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Communication History Reading/Writing Time

The biggest difference between the psychiatrist and the patient is that the psychiatrist has learned how to live with it.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Doctors Health Life People Patient Psychiatrist

People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Life People Things Doors Glass houses

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Entertainment Music Success Tchaikovsky War of 1812 Winners

Beware of gifts bearing Greeks.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

People Places Things Beware Gifts Greeks

There's always someone willing to disagree with me; but I'm the one who's called controversial.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Characteristics Communication Controversy Disagreement

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Animals Appearance Situations Things Bird in hand Nose

This neurotic pursuit of sanity is driving us all crazy.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Intelligence Sanity

The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Murphy’s Laws Things Electricity Flashlight

Armies aren't known for neatness.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Government Military Armies Neatness

Adolescence is that time of life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Age Characteristics Adolescence Depression

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Intelligence Stupidity Wisdom

Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Death Time Today

Nothing is as dangerous as an unemployed lawyer.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Characteristics Government Law Lawyers Danger

A diploma only proves that you know how to look up an answer.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Education School Answers Diplomas

When you pass the buck, don't ask for change.

Solomon Short

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Money Situations Passing the buck

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