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Author: Steve Smith
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape: if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40; if it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
Steve Smith
(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
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As Red Green in “The Red Green Show”
Tools
If women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
Steve Smith
(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
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As Red Green in “The Red Green Show”
When all else fails, play dead.
Steve Smith
(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
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As Red Green in “The Red Green Show”
Play dead