Author: Sue Kolinsky

Puberty is a phase… fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.

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Age Life

What's the advantage of having a kid at 49?… you can both be in diapers at the same time?

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Age Children Old

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't; so I grew hair under my arms instead.

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Appearance Body Communication Hair Speech

You guys have it so easy; you don't shave: it's sexy, it's a turn-on; we don't shave: it's birth control.

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Men People Women