Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Tallulah Bankhead
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Characteristics
Bad
Good
Purity
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock; if I'm late, start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Sex
If you really want to help the American theater darling, be an audience.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Acting
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
To a young actress
I read Shakespeare and the Bible and I can shoot dice; that’s what I call a liberal education.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Education
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Insults
When she ran into a former lover for the first time in years
Darling, they’ve absolutely ruined your perfectly dreadful play.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Reviews/Criticism
To Tennessee Williams after seeing the film of “Orpheus Descending”
They used to shoot her through gauze; you should shoot me through linoleum.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Appearance
People
Self
Of Shirley Temple
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Characteristics
Girls
People
Women
Bad
Diaries
Good
If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Death
Mistakes
Problems
Cocaine isn’t habit forming; I should know, I’ve been taking it for years.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Activities
Drugs
Cocaine
After all the nice things I’ve said about that hag! … when I get hold of her I’ll tear out every hair of her mustache!
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Appearance
Insults
Of Bette Davis
Acting is a form of confusion.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Acting
Entertainment
Occupations
Work
Bette [Davis] and I are good friends; there's nothing I wouldn't say to her face – both of them.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Insults
Bette Davis
I have enemies I’ve never met – that’s fame.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Success
Enemies
Fame
There's less in this than meets the eye.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Reviews/Criticism
Review of a Broadway play
There have been only two geniuses in the world – Willie Mays and William Shakespeare.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
People
Geniuses
William Shakespeare
Willie Mays
Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Life
Vices
Codeine… bourbon…
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Last words
The less I behave like Whistler’s Mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Situations
Parties