Author: Terry Pratchett Page 2

In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Places Time

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Husbands Marriage Wives

It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Sex

Where's My Cow?

(1948 – ) English novelist
Book Titles

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Science/Weather

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life

I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Intelligence Thinking

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Communication Conflict Reading/Writing

Thud!

(1948 – ) English novelist
Book Titles

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Animals