Author: The Movie Guys

It’s like having an orange popcicle, the mild orange taste is pleasing enough, but no one ever spends much time thinking about it afterwards, it’s banished from our thoughts because while the taste is good, it’s also unremarkable.

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Honestly, I’m trying to remember what happened during the mid part of this movie other then a few hazy isolated moments of plot development.

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The dialogue was it’s only strong area, but liking the film because of that would be akin to thinking a park bench a good snack because someone spilled your favorite espresso on it.

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I’m going to attempt something never done before, and something that should not be done without supervision. I’m going to reference Shakespeare when speaking of “Battleship,” but this movie was a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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This movie is a perfect example of what happens when no one’s career is actually on the line.

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It seems like the career of M. Night Shyamalan has gotten to the point where “it’s not embarrassing” is high compliment.

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