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Author: Thomas Alva Edison
I have not failed… I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas Alva Edison
(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
Failure
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Thomas Alva Edison
(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
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Inventing
It's very beautiful over there.
Thomas Alva Edison
(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
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Spoken to his wife as he lapsed in and out of consciousness
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas Alva Edison
(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
Work
Opportunity