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Author: Thomas Boswell
An almost inexorable baseball law: A Red Sox ship with a single leak will always find a way to sink; no team is worshipped with such a perverse sense of fatality.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Baseball
Sports
Boston Red Sox
I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter; if you don't count the one I twisted and threw into a bush.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Golf
Sports
Putters
Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Baseball
Communication
Sports
Criticism
George Steinbrenner
Football coaches walk across the field after the game and pretend to congratulate the opposing coach; baseball managers head right for the beer.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Baseball
Football
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Fernando Valenzuela is the pitcher whose name sounds like a mailing address in the Lower Andes.
Thomas Boswell
American sportswriter
Baseball
Sports
Fernando Valenzuela