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Author: Thornton Wilder
The difference between a little money and no money at all is enormous… and the difference between a little money and an enormous amount of money is very slight.
Thornton Wilder
(1897 – 1975) American author & playwright
Money
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she’s a householder.
Thornton Wilder
(1897 – 1975) American author & playwright
Marriage
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around encouraging young things to grow.
Thornton Wilder
(1897 – 1975) American author & playwright
Money
Ninety-nine per cent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.
Thornton Wilder
(1897 – 1975) American author & playwright
Fools
Intelligence
People
Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.
Thornton Wilder
(1897 – 1975) American author & playwright
Fools
Intelligence
People