Author: Tom Magliozzi

Happiness equals reality minus expectations.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Emotions Happiness

Our humility is what makes us great.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Miscellaneous

How do you know if you've got a good mechanic? … by the size of his boat.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Occupations Work

The overhead projector has done more to destroy learning than any other thing I can think of.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Miscellaneous

You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

Never let the facts stand in the way of a good answer.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Beliefs Facts

Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it’s too late.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Life

Life is too short to own a German car.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Autos Things

[My mother] is the only woman in the world who makes gravy with the Rolaids crushed right into it.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Cooking Family Food/Drink Mothers

If money can fix it, it's not a problem.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Problems

If it falls off, it doesn't matter.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
Autos Things