Author: Tom Waits

The Piano Has Been Drinking

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
Miscellaneous

Disneyland is Vegas for children.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
Places

Bad Liver and a Broken Heart

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
Song Titles

I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t get a drink.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
Alcohol Food/Drink

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
Communication Friends People Wordplay

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
Government Law

Heartattack and Vine

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
Song Titles