Author: Tom Waits

Bad Liver and a Broken Heart

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor

Heartattack and Vine

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor

I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t get a drink.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor

Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor

Disneyland is Vegas for children.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor

The Piano Has Been Drinking

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor