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Author: Trevor Bailey
He’s on 90… 10 away from that
mythical
figure.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Malaprops
Sports
Cricket
Magical
This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
On a cricket match
On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Sports
Cricket
Well, there’s only one thing I can say after that over, and that’s to clap my hands.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
No captain with all the hindsight in the world can predict how the wicket is going to play.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
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