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Author: Viktor Chernomyrdin
Whatever organization we try to create, it always ends up looking like the Communist Party.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Government
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Communist party
Russia
I am not going to speak much, otherwise I’ll again say something.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
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The principles that were principled were non-principled.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
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Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Always we in Russia have something erect that we don’t need instead of what is needed.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
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There is still time to save the face; later we will be forced to save some other parts of a body.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
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We have completed all the items: from A to B.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
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It has never been like this and now it is exactly the same again.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements
Better to be the head of a fly than the buttocks of an elephant.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
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