Author: Vincent Price

Peter Marshall: In what event are you most likely to be confronted by a dog leg?

Vincent Price: Oh, sleeping under a tree every time!

(1911 – 1993) American actor
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I love you?”

Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

(1911 – 1993) American actor
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: If you surprised your wife with a gift of a roll of aluminum foil, what anniversary would you be celebrating?

Vincent Price (laughs): It would be my last! I’d be wrapped up in it and put in the deep freeze!

(1911 – 1993) American actor
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: According to a recent survey by Futurist magazine, what was named as the most boring job on Earth?

Vincent Price: Rose Marie’s social secretary.

(1911 – 1993) American actor
Hollywood Squares