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Author: Vincent Price
Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I love you?” Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Vincent Price
(1911 – 1993) American actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: If you surprised your wife with a gift of a roll of aluminum foil, what anniversary would you be celebrating? Vincent Price (laughs): It would be my last! I’d be wrapped up in it and put in the deep freeze!
Vincent Price
(1911 – 1993) American actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: According to a recent survey by Futurist magazine, what was named as the most boring job on Earth? Vincent Price: Rose Marie’s social secretary.
Vincent Price
(1911 – 1993) American actor
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: In what event are you most likely to be confronted by a dog leg? Vincent Price: Oh, sleeping under a tree every time!
Vincent Price
(1911 – 1993) American actor
Hollywood Squares