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Author: “Weird Al” Yankovic
Christmas at Ground Zero
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
I Lost On Jeopardy
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Eat It
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
My Bologna
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Nature Trail to Hell
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
You Don’t Take Your Showers
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Another One Rides The Bus
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
Smells Like Nirvana
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic
School Cafeteria
“Weird Al” Yankovic
(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist
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Written by Weird Al Yankovic