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Author: William Shakespeare
He makes a July's day short as December.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Insults
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Marriage
Hanging
She's good, being gone.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Insults
The first thing we do, let’s kill the lawyers.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Government
Killing
Law
Lawyers
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Characteristics
Honesty
Life is a tale told by an idiot – full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Life
‘Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Food/Drink
Cook
Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
People
Sex
Women
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Marriage
Hanging
The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Appearance
Clothing
Fashion
Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Communication
Language
People
Women
The tautness of his face sours ripe grapes.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Appearance
Insults
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
William Shakespeare
(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Marriage
Twelfth Night