Author: William Shakespeare

The first thing we do, let’s kill the lawyers.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Government Killing Law Lawyers

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Marriage

Life is a tale told by an idiot – full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Life

He makes a July's day short as December.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Insults

‘Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Food/Drink

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Marriage

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Characteristics Honesty

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Marriage

Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Communication Language People Women

Were kisses all the joys in bed, one woman would another wed.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
People Sex Women

She's good, being gone.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Insults

The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Appearance Clothing

The tautness of his face sours ripe grapes.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet
Appearance Insults