Author: Winnie the Pooh

I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

People who don’t think probably don’t have brains; rather, they have gray fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

The more he looked inside the more Piglet wasn’t there.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

My spelling is wobbly; it’s good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient; it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

They're funny things, accidents; you never have them till you're having them.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne