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Author: Winston Churchill Page 3
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Age
Fools
Friends
People
Self
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Insults
Opinion
Vices
Virtues
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Democracy
Government
Politics
Democracy
[He] is the only bull who carries his china shop with him.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults
About John Foster Dulles
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Failure
Success
Enthusiasm
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Democracy
Government
Democracy
The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Beliefs
Honesty
Lies
Truth
Statistics
We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
People
Self
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Situations
Discussions
Monkey
Organ grinder
They told me how Mr Gladstone read Homer for fun, which I thought served him right.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Insults
Reading/Writing
On William Gladstone
What can you do with a man who looks like a female llama surprised when bathing?
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults
Of Charles de Gaulle
This report, by its very length, defends itself against being read.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Reading/Writing
Reviews/Criticism
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