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Author: Winston Churchill Page 3
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Communication
Language
Grammar
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Age
Fools
Friends
People
Self
We know that he has, more than any other man, the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults
Intelligence
About politician Ramsay MacDonald
An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Attlee got out.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Reviews/Criticism
Of Clement Attlee
I’m fond of pigs… dogs look up to us… cats look down on us… pigs treat us as equal.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Animals
Cats
Dogs
Pigs
I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Alcohol
Food/Drink
All dogs look up to you; all cats look down to you… only the pig looks at you as an equal.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Animals
Cats
Dogs
People
Pigs
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
People
Fanatics
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Failure
Success
Enthusiasm
I'm so bored with it all.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Last words
Before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Characteristics
Clothing
Communication
Lies
Truth
World
Pants
Decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults
Of Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin
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