Author: ‘Yogi' Berra

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

He must have made it before he died.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Yeah, what paper you write for, Ernie?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Never answer an anonymous letter.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Slump, I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Shut up and talk.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Overwhelming underdogs.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It ain’t over ’til it’s over.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

No, you didn’t wake me up; I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

This is like deja vu all over again.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I’d say he’s done more than that.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

How long have you known me, Jack?… and you still don’t know how to spell my name.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager