Author: ‘Yogi' Berra Page 2

Why buy good luggage?… you only use it when you travel.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

You don’t look so hot yourself.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Appearance Yogi-isms

It was a dry rain.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Science/Weather Yogi-isms

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Lies Yogi-isms

Surprise me!

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Death Yogi-isms

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

If I didn’t wake up, I’d still be sleeping.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Situations Sleep Yogi-isms

Never answer an anonymous letter.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Yeah, only in America could a thing like that happen.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis; I though he was from Tennessee.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Places Yogi-isms

If you see the ball, hit it… that’s what it’s there for.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

I don’t know, I’m not in shape yet.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game; if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Government Malaprops Places Yogi-isms

I think greed is a terrible thing unless you are in on the ground floor.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Situations Yogi-isms

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms

I think they just got through marinating the greens.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Golf Sports Yogi-isms

We’re lost, but we’re making good time.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Activities Travel Yogi-isms

A good ball club.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms