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Author: ‘Yogi' Berra Page 5
The future ain’t what it used to be.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future
Time
Yogi-isms
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Bats
Hitting
A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ‘em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ‘em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia; let them walk to school like I did!
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Books
Children
Yogi-isms
Encyclopedias
I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
What time is it?… you mean now?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time
Yogi-isms
Never answer an anonymous letter.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Anonymous letters
Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Mistakes
Yogi-isms
Head
Mental Errors
You can observe a lot just by watching.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Observation
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Activities
Travel
Yogi-isms
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
People
Yogi-isms
Dislike
Popular
A good ball club.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
On what makes a good manager
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Destination
I think greed is a terrible thing unless you are in on the ground floor.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Greed
It was hard to have a conversation with anyone; there were so many people talking.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Communication
Conversation
Speech
Yogi-isms
You don’t look so hot yourself.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Appearance
Yogi-isms
His reply when told he looked cool in his summer suit
What the hell’s wrong with him now?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
After his wife said she took their son to see Doctor Zhivago
Yeah, what paper you write for, Ernie?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
After being introduced to Ernest Hemingway.
Slump, I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Hitting
Slump
So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Basketball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Hitting
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Effort
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