Author: Bumper sticker

Environmental bumper sticker

Oxymorons

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

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If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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Re-Elect Nobody

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Procrastinate Now

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

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Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

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I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone

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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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