Author: Bumper sticker

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Procrastinate Now

Environmental bumper sticker

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Re-Elect Nobody

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.