Author: Bumper sticker

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

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I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

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Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

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Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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Re-Elect Nobody

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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

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Husbands Should Come With Instructions

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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60-Year-Old One Owner Needs Parts – Make Offer

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

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