Author: Bumper sticker

I brake for no apparent reason.

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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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You! Off my planet!

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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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Procrastinate Now

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

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Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

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60-Year-Old One Owner Needs Parts – Make Offer

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Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

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Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone

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