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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

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I brake for no apparent reason.

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.

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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone

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You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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