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Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

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If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

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When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

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Husbands Should Come With Instructions

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Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

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Environmental bumper sticker

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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

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Young at Heart – Slightly Older in Other Places

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

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Life Is Hard; Then You Nap

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

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Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

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Re-Elect Nobody

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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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