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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

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Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

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I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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You! Off my planet!

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone

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