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Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

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When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

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Husbands Should Come With Instructions

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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Environmental bumper sticker

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You! Off my planet!

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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I brake for no apparent reason.

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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

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Re-Elect Nobody

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

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