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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

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Rehab is for quitters.

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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Life Is Hard; Then You Nap

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You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

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Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

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Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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