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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

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Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

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When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

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Re-Elect Nobody

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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

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Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

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