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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

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If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

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Husbands Should Come With Instructions

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Procrastinate Now

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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

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If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.

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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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