Author: Bumper sticker Page 3

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

60-Year-Old One Owner Needs Parts – Make Offer

Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

Environmental bumper sticker

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Rehab is for quitters.

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15