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The Family Jewels
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A jewelry store
Floral & Hardy
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Flower and gift shop in Oklahoma City
Stagger's
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A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
Cook The Books
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Various accountancies run by people called Cook
A Hair Off Brady
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A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.
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Restaurant services in New York City
Plastering contractor
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Band name
FuKing Restaurant
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Numerous Oriental restaurants
Fruit-Filled Ministries
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A storefront church and bakery in Talladega Alabama
Every Dog Has Its Daycare, Inc.
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In Emeryville CA
The Codfather
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Various fish and chip shops in the UK
Reid and Wright
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Antiquarian book center (formed by Rodger Reid and Marsha Wright)
Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
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Translations
In Manila Philippines
Sushi Loco
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Japanese restaurant in Richardson Texas
Hair Asylum
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Several hair salons
Temperance Liquors
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In Schroeder MN
Paneless Cleaning
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Window washing company
Mammoth Erections
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Concrete contractor in Austin Texas
Oops!
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Miscellaneous
Hair salons in Boston Massachusetts
Indian Spices & Appliances
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Arlington Virginia
Tanya Wytebitz
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A tanning shop in England
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