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Author: Church sign
Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
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Signs
Outside a church
Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church
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Signs
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
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Outside a church
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
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Signs
Outside a church
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God
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Outside a church
Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
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Outside a church
How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
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Outside a church
Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
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Outside a church
The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1
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Stolen Bible Amnesty Day
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Outside a church
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
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Outside a church
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
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Outside a church
Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
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Outside a church
God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
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Outside a church
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
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Outside a church
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
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Outside a church
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
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Outside a church
God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
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Outside a church
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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