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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.