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Author: Church sign
Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
Church sign
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Outside a church
Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God
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Outside a church
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
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On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
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Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
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At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!
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At a church
When in doubt, faith it!
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At a church
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
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Outside a church
You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
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If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
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God Saw What You Did
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If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
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God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
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I Hate This Church – Satan
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Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
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In the dark? Follow the Son.
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Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
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We need to talk. – God
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Stolen Bible Amnesty Day
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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
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