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Author: Church sign
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Who’s Your Daddy?
Church sign
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Outside a church
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
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The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1
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Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
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Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
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Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
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The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
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Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
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God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
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How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
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Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes
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Little Hope Baptist Church
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Outside a church in Van Zandt County Texas
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
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God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
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There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.
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Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted
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Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
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