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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
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Outside a church
Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t
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At a church
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
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Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages
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The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
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Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God
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What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God
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Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
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How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
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Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
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I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?
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Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers
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The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
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WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
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Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity
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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
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The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1
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Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
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At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
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The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
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