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Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

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We need to talk. – God

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God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

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Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

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Teacher sin-service conference

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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

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Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

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Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

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Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

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Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

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Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

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What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

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Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

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Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

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My way is the highway. – God

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There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

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God Saw What You Did

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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

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Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t

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