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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

You think it's hot here? – God

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?