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Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

You think it's hot here? – God

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

My way is the highway. – God