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Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church