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Author: Church sign Page 3
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
Church sign
Football
Signs
Sports
On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You think it's hot
here?
– God
Church sign
Signs
Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.
Church sign
Signs
In Montpelier VT
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Little Hope Baptist Church
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church in Van Zandt County Texas
If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
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