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The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

Who’s Your Daddy?

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Teacher sin-service conference

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.