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Author: Church sign Page 3
The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
Church sign
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Outside a church
Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
Church sign
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Outside a church
In the dark? Follow the Son.
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Outside a church
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
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Outside a church
Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.
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Signs
In Montpelier VT
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
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Outside a church
The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
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Outside a church
Who’s Your Daddy?
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Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
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Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
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Outside a church
No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace
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God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
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C’mon over and bring the kids. – God
Church sign
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Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
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Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
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Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
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Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
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There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.
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Teacher sin-service conference
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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
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Outside a church
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