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We need to talk. – God

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Who’s Your Daddy?

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

I Hate This Church – Satan

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages