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Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

You think it's hot here? – God

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Little Hope Baptist Church

If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!