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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

We need to talk. – God

Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12

My way is the highway. – God

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

I Hate This Church – Satan