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Author: Church sign Page 4
My way is the highway. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
Church sign
Signs
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Outside a church
Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1
Church sign
Signs
If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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