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Author: Church sign Page 4
God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
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Outside a church
We need to talk. – God
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Outside a church
Stolen Bible Amnesty Day
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When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
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What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12
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My way is the highway. – God
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God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
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Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
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Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
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Football
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On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
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That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
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Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
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God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
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The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees
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Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
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Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers
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Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
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Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!
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Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone
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Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
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I Hate This Church – Satan
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