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My way is the highway. – God

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

The Best Vitamin for a Christian is B1

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God