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You think it's hot here? – God

My way is the highway. – God

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity