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Author: Church sign Page 4
You think it's hot
here?
– God
Church sign
Signs
My way is the highway. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
Church sign
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Outside a church
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees
Church sign
Signs
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity
Church sign
Signs
At a church
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