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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

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The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.

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Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

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It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

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How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

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When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

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Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

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Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

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I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

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If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

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I Hate This Church – Satan

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Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

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Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

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Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

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You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

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Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

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That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

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The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

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