Author: Fortune cookie

Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

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He who laughs last is laughing at you.

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You are going to have some new clothes.

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Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

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Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

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Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

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The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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Oops. Wrong cookie.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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