Author: Fortune cookie

You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

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Fortune for reading only. Do not eat.

Miscellaneous

Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

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You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

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Never smell the inside of a hat.

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Don’t forget to duck.

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You will be hungry again in one hour.

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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

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Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

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You will receive a fortune cookie.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

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It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

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Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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