Author: Fortune cookie

You will receive a fortune cookie.

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Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

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You will be hungry again in one hour.

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A stranger will soon relieve himself.

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Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

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It’s fun and exciting to watch different sports.

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Oops. Wrong cookie.

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The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

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This biscuit tastes good.

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Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

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If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

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A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

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Suppose you can get what you want.

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When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.

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He who laughs last is laughing at you.

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Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

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