Author: Fortune cookie

Never smell the inside of a hat.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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Fortune for reading only. Do not eat.

Miscellaneous

Don’t forget to duck.

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You will hurt your leg.

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Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

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It’s fun and exciting to watch different sports.

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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A stranger will soon relieve himself.

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Maybe you live on moon in next century

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It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

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Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

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A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

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Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

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You are going to have some new clothes.

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You will be doomed to a great marriage.

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