Author: Fortune cookie Page 2

Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

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Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

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You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

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He who laughs last is laughing at you.

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies

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It’s fun and exciting to watch different sports.

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Never smell the inside of a hat.

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A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

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You will be doomed to a great marriage.

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It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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Suppose you can get what you want.

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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

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Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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Maybe you live on moon in next century

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