Author: Fortune cookie Page 2

You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

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He who laughs last is laughing at you.

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Maybe you live on moon in next century

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Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

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You will receive a fortune cookie.

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Don’t forget to duck.

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You will be hungry again in one hour.

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You will be doomed to a great marriage.

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Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

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When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.

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Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

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You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

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A tub and a rub will change your day.

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Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore

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Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

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Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

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