Author: Fortune cookie Page 2

There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

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Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

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You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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You will receive a fortune cookie.

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Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.

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Never smell the inside of a hat.

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Don’t forget to duck.

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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This biscuit tastes good.

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

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You will be hungry again in one hour.

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You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

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Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

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Maybe you live on moon in next century

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