Author: Fortune cookie Page 2

You will hurt your leg.

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You will receive a fortune cookie.

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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

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Suppose you can get what you want.

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You are going to have some new clothes.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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This biscuit tastes good.

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You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

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Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

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You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

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You will be hungry again in one hour.

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The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

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It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

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Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

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You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

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Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

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