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Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Instructions
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Instructions
Signs
On a bottled drink
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
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Signs
On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
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Signs
A birthday card for a 1 year old
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
Signs
On an electric kettle
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a container of black pepper.
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Instructions
Signs
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions for an espresso kettle
Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.
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Do not turn upside down.
Instructions
Signs
On the BOTTOM of a dessert
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Instructions
Signs
On a bag of cat biscuits
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Instructions
Signs
Manual for an SGI computer
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
On a packet of peanuts.
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a can of black pepper
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
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