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International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
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On a coffee cup
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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American Airlines Peanuts
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
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On a hair dryer
This ice may be cold
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On a Slush Puppy cup
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
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On a Rowenta clothes iron
Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.
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On the sides of a shipping carton just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds
For best results, remove cap.
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Nabisco Easy Cheese
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
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On an air conditioner
Do not use orally.
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On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
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Dog and cat food in Singapore
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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On toy alphabet blocks
Warning – remove lock before driving.
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On a steering wheel lock
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
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On earplugs
Instructions: Put on food
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On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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On Boot's children's cough medicine
For a limited time only.
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From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
WARNING: Contents flammable!
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On a container of lighter fluid
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
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In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
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