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Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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Signs
On a toilet plunger
Keep away from children
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On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
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On a parka
May contain foam.
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On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
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Ingredients in a smoothy
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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On toy alphabet blocks
Look before driving.
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On the dashboard of a mail truck
Do not put in mouth.
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Signs
Box of bottle rockets
WARNING: Contents flammable!
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On a container of lighter fluid
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
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On a package of drain opener
For external use only!
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On a curling iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
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On a Rowenta clothes iron
For lifting purposes only.
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Box for a car jack
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
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On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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On a Japanese food processor
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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From a disposable razor
CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
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On a box of household nails
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
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Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
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On a Swann frozen dinner
Theft of this container is a crime.
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On a milk crate
Some assembly required.
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On a 500-piece puzzle
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