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Package label
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
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On a flower pot
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Signs
On an infant's bathtub
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
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Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Payment is due by the due date.
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Signs
On a credit card statement
Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.
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Instructions inside a portable voting booth
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
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Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
Do not put lit candles on phone.
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Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Signs
On a children's Superman costume
Do not peel label off.
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Signs
On a drink bottle label
For external use only!
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Signs
On a curling iron
For best results, remove cap.
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Signs
Nabisco Easy Cheese
Do not eat if seal is missing.
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Signs
On seal
Warning: knives are sharp!
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Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
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Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
Not for weight control.
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On a pack of Breath Savers
Fits one head.
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Signs
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Theft of this container is a crime.
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Signs
On a milk crate
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
Label
Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
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Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a hair dryer
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