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Author: Label Page 10
Use the Fuzzy End!
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On complimentary toothbrushes given by dentists
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
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On a calendar
Average Contents: 2
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On a Puma shoe box
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
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Container of Underarm Deodorant
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Infant's bathtub
Do not open here.
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On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
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Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
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On pepper spray
Not Dishwasher Safe
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On a RCA television remote control
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
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On an orange juice can
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
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On earplugs
For best results, remove cap.
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Nabisco Easy Cheese
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
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On a container of bread pudding
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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On a toilet plunger
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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Signs
On a hose nozzle
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Label on sports equipment
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
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Dog and cat food in Singapore
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
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On an Endust Duster
Do not consume
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On Home Depot treated lumber
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
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On children’s cough medicine
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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On a blanket from Taiwan
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