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Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
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Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Not for human consumption.
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Signs
On a package of dice
Do not use orally after using rectally.
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On a thermometer
Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
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In a Toyota owners manual
Do not use orally.
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On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
Do not apply directly to the brain.
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On a facial cleanser
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
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Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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Signs
On a camera package
Caution: Non-Flammable
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On a fire extinguisher
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
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On a cup of take-out coffee
Keep away from children
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On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on
A Book title
,
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Signs
For use on animals only.
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Electric Cattle Prod
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
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On matches
Warning: High in sodium
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On a container of salt
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
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On Zantac 75
This item does not rust.
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On a plastic plate
Average Contents: 2
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On a Puma shoe box
Instructions: Put on food
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On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Signs
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