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Author: Label Page 10
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Label
Signs
On an Endust Duster
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Label
Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Label
Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Do not iron clothes on body.
Label
Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Label
Signs
From a disposable razor
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Warning: contains nuts
Label
Signs
Sainsbury's peanuts
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Expiration date – 2 years
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Label
Signs
On a heated seat cushion
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
Label
Signs
On a flower pot
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
On an infant's bathtub
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
For use on animals only.
Label
Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
Do not use as ear plugs.
Label
Signs
On Silly Putty®
Not for human consumption.
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Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Label
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
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