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Payment is due by the due date.
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Signs
On a credit card statement
Do not use as ear plugs.
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Signs
On Silly Putty®
Do not drive cars in ocean.
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Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado
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On a blanket from Taiwan
Warning: contains nuts
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Sainsbury's peanuts
Warning: knives are sharp!
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On a knife sharpening stone
Warning: May contain small parts
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On a Frisbee package
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
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On a Hershey's Almond Bar
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
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On a package of drain opener
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.
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In the manual for a jet ski
Do not eat if seal is missing.
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On seal
Warning: Not for human consumption
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On tropical fish food
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
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On a string of Christmas lights
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
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On a Mozzarella salad bagel
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
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On Depends® adult diapers
Not intended for highway use.
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On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Do not use orally after using rectally.
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On a thermometer
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
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On a can of air freshener
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
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Signs
On a battery
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
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Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
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