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Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
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Signs
On a calendar
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
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Signs
On a beach ball
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
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Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
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Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
Do not use house paint on face.
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Signs
From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
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Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
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Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
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A toilet at a public sports facility
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
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On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Keep out of reach of children
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On a baby oil bottle
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
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In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
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On Zantac 75
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
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On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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Signs
In the information booklet
Do not eat toner.
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Toner cartridge for a laser printer
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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Signs
On a camera package
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
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Signs
On a Mozzarella salad bagel
Expiration date – 2 years
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Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Use the Fuzzy End!
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Signs
On complimentary toothbrushes given by dentists
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