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Author: Label Page 11
Do not open here.
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Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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Signs
On a hose nozzle
Not Dishwasher Safe
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Signs
On a RCA television remote control
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
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Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Not intended for highway use.
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Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Warning: contains nuts
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Signs
Sainsbury's peanuts
Caution! Contents hot!
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Signs
On a Domino's Pizza box
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Signs
Infant's bathtub
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
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Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Warning: product will be hot after heating.
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Signs
On a pudding packet
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
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Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
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