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Author: Label Page 11
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
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Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Label
Signs
On a hose nozzle
Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
Label
Signs
In a Toyota owners manual
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Label
Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Label
Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
Label
Signs
On a flower pot
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
Label
Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.
Label
Signs
Instructions inside a portable voting booth
Do not open here.
Label
Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
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Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
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Signs
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
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