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Author: Label Page 2
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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Signs
In the information booklet
Please keep out of children.
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Signs
On a butcher knife
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
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On a package of AA batteries
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
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Signs
On a bottle of sleeping pills
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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Signs
On a toilet plunger
May be harmful if swallowed.
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Signs
From a shipment of hammers
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
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Signs
On an air conditioner
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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Signs
Translations
On a Japanese food processor
Do not eat.
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Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Warning – remove lock before driving.
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Signs
On a steering wheel lock
For best results, remove cap.
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Signs
Nabisco Easy Cheese
7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.
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Signs
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
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Signs
On a can of air freshener
Keep away from children
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Signs
On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
Turn off motor before using this product.
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Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Expiration date – 2 years
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Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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Signs
From a disposable razor
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
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Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
Instructions: usage known.
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Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
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