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Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
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Signs
On a calendar
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
For external use only!
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Signs
On a curling iron
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
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Signs
On a bottle of sleeping pills
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
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Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Do not eat.
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Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
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Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Shake well and buy often
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Signs
Silk Soy Milk
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
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Signs
On a flower pot
Instructions: Put on food
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Signs
On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Theft of this container is a crime.
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Signs
On a milk crate
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
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Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Do not use house paint on face.
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Signs
From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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Signs
From a disposable razor
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
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Signs
On a VCR box
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
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Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Warning: May contain small parts
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Signs
On a Frisbee package
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
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Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Signs
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
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Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Not for human consumption.
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Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
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