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This camera will only work when film is inside.
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Signs
On a camera package
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
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Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
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Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Do not put in mouth.
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Box of bottle rockets
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
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Signs
On pepper spray
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
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Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Product will be hot after heating.
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Signs
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Not for weight control.
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Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
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Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
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Signs
On a can of air freshener
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
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On a coffee cup
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a hair dryer
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Not intended for highway use.
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Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
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On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Requirements: Optional modem required.
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On a computer software package
Directions: Use like regular soap.
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On a bar of Dial soap
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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Signs
On a shampoo bottle
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