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Author: Label Page 2
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
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On a Rowenta clothes iron
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
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On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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From a disposable razor
Look before driving.
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On the dashboard of a mail truck
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
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On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
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On matches
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
May contain foam.
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On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
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On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
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On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.
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In the manual for a jet ski
Battery may explore or leak.
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On a battery
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
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On a flower pot
Warning: High in sodium
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On a container of salt
Do not eat toner.
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Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
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On a parka
Requirements: Optional modem required.
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On a computer software package
Not for human consumption.
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Black rubber fishing worm
Not intended for highway use.
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On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
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