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Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
This ice may be cold
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Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…
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On Winnie-the-Pooh knives
Safe for carpets, too!
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On Woolite® carpet cleaner
Instructions: usage known.
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Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
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On a meat product
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
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Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
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Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
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On a can of Fix-a-Flat
May contain foam.
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Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Warning: High in sodium
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Signs
On a container of salt
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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Signs
From a disposable razor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
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Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
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Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Do not eat.
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Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
May irritate eyes.
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Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Warning: May contain small parts
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Signs
On a Frisbee package
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Infant's bathtub
Not for weight control.
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Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Remove plastic before eating.
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Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
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Signs
On a a hammer
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