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Author: Label Page 3
Do not open here.
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Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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Signs
On a children's Superman costume
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
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Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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Signs
Translations
On a Japanese food processor
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
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Signs
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
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Signs
On a heated seat cushion
Do not iron clothes on body.
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Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
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Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
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Signs
Dog and cat food in Singapore
Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…
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Signs
On Winnie-the-Pooh knives
Do not use for personal hygiene.
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Signs
On a toilet brush
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
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Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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Signs
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
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Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
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Signs
INSIDE a carton
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
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Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
Warning: knives are sharp!
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Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Warning – remove lock before driving.
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Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
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