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Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
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Signs
On a microscope
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
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On a heated seat cushion
Do not put in mouth.
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Box of bottle rockets
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
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On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
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Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Turn off motor before using this product.
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On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Do not use near fire or flame.
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On a can of Sterno®
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
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On a package of rat poison
Ignite lighter away from face.
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On a Bic ighter
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
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On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
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On a VCR box
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Infant's bathtub
Warning keep out of children
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On a Korean kitchen knife
Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.
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Instructions inside a portable voting booth
No small children
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On a laundromat triple washer
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
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On Depends® adult diapers
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
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On a flower pot
Some assembly required.
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On a 500-piece puzzle
Do not apply directly to the brain.
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On a facial cleanser
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