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Author: Label Page 3
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
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Signs
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
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Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Signs
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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Signs
From a disposable razor
Do not open here.
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Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Not Dishwasher Safe
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Signs
On a RCA television remote control
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
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Signs
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner
IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…
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Signs
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
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Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Do not peel label off.
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Signs
On a drink bottle label
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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Signs
On a hose nozzle
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
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Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.
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Signs
Instructions inside a portable voting booth
May contain foam.
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Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
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Signs
From a curling iron
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
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Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
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Signs
On a flower pot
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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Signs
In the information booklet
Shake well and buy often
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Signs
Silk Soy Milk
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
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