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Not for human consumption.
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On a package of dice
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
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On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
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Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
Caution: Non-Flammable
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On a fire extinguisher
Warning: knives are sharp!
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On a knife sharpening stone
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
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Warning: May contain small parts
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On a Frisbee package
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
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On a calendar
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
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From a hand-held massaging device
Do not use near fire or flame.
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On a can of Sterno®
For use by trained personnel only.
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On a can of air freshener
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
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On earplugs
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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On an infant's bathtub
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Instructions: Put on food
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On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
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From a curling iron
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
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On a microscope
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Label on sports equipment
Please keep out of children.
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On a butcher knife
IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…
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