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Author: Label Page 4
Some assembly required.
Label
Signs
On a 500-piece puzzle
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Label
Signs
On earplugs
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Label
Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Do not open here.
Label
Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
Label
Signs
On a parka
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
Label
Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
For use on animals only.
Label
Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
Instructions: Put on food
Label
Signs
On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Keep away from children
Label
Signs
On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a hair dryer
Do Not Use While Sleeping
Label
Signs
On a Sears hair dryer
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Label
Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Label
Signs
A Komatsu floodlight
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
Label
Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
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