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Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
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Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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Signs
Not for human consumption.
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Black rubber fishing worm
Fragile. Do not drop.
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Signs
Posted on a Boeing 757
Requirements: Optional modem required.
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Signs
On a computer software package
Hand-polished…by machine
Label
Signs
On a box of toothpicks
Product will be hot after heating.
Label
Signs
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Label
Signs
From a curling iron
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Label
Signs
On a coffee cup
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Label
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On furniture wipes
Do not put in mouth.
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Signs
Box of bottle rockets
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
Label
Signs
Dog and cat food in Singapore
Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
Label
Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
This item does not rust.
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Signs
On a plastic plate
Please keep out of children.
Label
Signs
On a butcher knife
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
Label
Signs
On a container of bread pudding
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
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