Author: Label Page 4

No small children

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.

This item does not rust.

Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

Do not put lit candles on phone.

This product must be cooked before eating.

Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.

Directions: Use like regular soap.

Expiration date – 2 years

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button

Do not use intimately.

Payment is due by the due date.

Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.

WARNING: Contents flammable!

Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

Warning: This product can burn eyes.

After opening, keep upright.

Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.

Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you