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Author: Label Page 4
Warning: contains nuts
Label
Signs
Sainsbury's peanuts
Not intended for highway use.
Label
Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Label
Signs
On a coffee cup
Not to be Used for the Other Use
Label
Signs
Translations
On a Japanese food processor
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
For use on animals only.
Label
Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Label
Signs
On a children's Superman costume
Fits One Head
Label
Signs
On a package containing a hotel shower cap
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
This item does not rust.
Label
Signs
On a plastic plate
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
Label
Signs
On a flower pot
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Label
Signs
On a heated seat cushion
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
Label
Signs
Ingredients in a smoothy
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Label
Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Label
Signs
On a camera package
Suitable for outdoor use.
Label
Signs
On a rain gauge
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Label
Signs
On a beach ball
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
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