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Author: Label Page 4
For external use only!
Label
Signs
On a curling iron
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Label
Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Label
Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
Do not peel label off.
Label
Signs
On a drink bottle label
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Label
Signs
On a hair color kit
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Label
Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Label
Signs
On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
Warning keep out of children
Label
Signs
On a Korean kitchen knife
Remove Cap Before Drinking
Label
Signs
On Phillips beer bottle cap
No small children
Label
Signs
On a laundromat triple washer
Warning: High in sodium
Label
Signs
On a container of salt
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Label
Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
Label
Signs
On a flower pot
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
Label
Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
Label
Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
Label
Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Protect from seawater.
Label
Signs
On a buoy
Do not use while taking a shower.
Label
Signs
On a hairdryer
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Label
Signs
On a coffee cup
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