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Author: Label Page 5
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
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Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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On an infant's bathtub
May contain foam.
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On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
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Box of pills
Instructions
Product will be hot after heating.
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Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Not Dishwasher Safe
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On a RCA television remote control
Battery may explore or leak.
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On a battery
Warning: contains nuts
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Sainsbury's peanuts
Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…
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Signs
On Winnie-the-Pooh knives
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
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On toy alphabet blocks
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
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On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
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Dog and cat food in Singapore
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
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Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
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Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
Warning: knives are sharp!
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Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Do not open here.
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On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
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Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
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