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Author: Label Page 5
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
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Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Suitable for outdoor use.
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Signs
On a rain gauge
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Label
Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
Use the Fuzzy End!
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Signs
On complimentary toothbrushes given by dentists
Warning: May contain small parts
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Signs
On a Frisbee package
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Do not consume
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Signs
On Home Depot treated lumber
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
Label
Signs
On a microscope
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
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Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
For a limited time only.
Label
Signs
From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
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Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Label
Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
Remove Cap Before Drinking
Label
Signs
On Phillips beer bottle cap
Warning: High in sodium
Label
Signs
On a container of salt
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