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First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
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Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
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On a cup of take-out coffee
Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
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In a Toyota owners manual
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
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On a string of Christmas lights
Do not use house paint on face.
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From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Requirements: Optional modem required.
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On a computer software package
Do not use orally after using rectally.
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On a thermometer
Use only on underarms.
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On Old Spice Red Zone deodorant
Serving Suggestion: Defrost
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WARNING: Contents flammable!
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On a container of lighter fluid
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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On a laser pointer
Do not use in shower.
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From a hair dryer
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Label on sports equipment
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
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On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
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A Komatsu floodlight
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
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On a package of AA batteries
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
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Box of pills
Instructions
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
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On an orange juice can
Directions: Use like regular soap.
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On a bar of Dial soap
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