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Author: Label Page 5
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
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Box of pills
Instructions
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
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On Depends® adult diapers
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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On a hose nozzle
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
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On a hair color kit
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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On a camera package
This product not tested on animals.
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A New Zealand insect spray
Use only on underarms.
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On Old Spice Red Zone deodorant
You cannot save the world!
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On a Power Puff® Girls costume
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
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On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
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On a Holmes® bathroom heater
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
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On a pill package
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
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A toilet at a public sports facility
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
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On Zantac 75
Do not use in shower.
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From a hair dryer
Do not eat if seal is missing.
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On seal
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
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Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
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On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Some assembly required.
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On a 500-piece puzzle
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
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Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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On a toilet plunger
This product moves when used.
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On a child's scooter
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