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Author: Label Page 6
Warning – remove lock before driving.
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Signs
On a steering wheel lock
For use on animals only.
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Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
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Dog and cat food in Singapore
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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Signs
On a hose nozzle
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
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Signs
On a bottle of sleeping pills
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
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Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Signs
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
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On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
May irritate eyes.
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On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
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Box of pills
Instructions
For lifting purposes only.
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Box for a car jack
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
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On a pair of lambskin gloves
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
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On a hair color kit
Do not use for personal hygiene.
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On a toilet brush
For a limited time only.
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Signs
From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
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Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Do not use in shower.
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Signs
From a hair dryer
Caution: Non-Flammable
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Signs
On a fire extinguisher
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Look before driving.
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Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
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