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Author: Label Page 6
Do not put in mouth.
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Signs
Box of bottle rockets
Do not spray in eyes.
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Signs
On a bottle of Windex
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
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Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
Warning: Not for human consumption
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Signs
On tropical fish food
CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
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Signs
On a box of household nails
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Label
Signs
On a laser pointer
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
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Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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Signs
On a camera package
Shake well and buy often
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Signs
Silk Soy Milk
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
Label
Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Signs
Label on sports equipment
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
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Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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Signs
On a hose nozzle
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
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Signs
Liquid Plummer
WARNING: Contents flammable!
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Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a hair dryer
Keep out of reach of children
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Signs
On a baby oil bottle
For lifting purposes only.
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Signs
Box for a car jack
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
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Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
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Signs
On a a hammer
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