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Author: Label Page 6
Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Windex
Ignite lighter away from face.
Label
Signs
On a Bic ighter
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
Label
Signs
On children’s cough medicine
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Label
Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
This ice may be cold
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Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
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Signs
Protect from seawater.
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Signs
On a buoy
Directions: Use like regular soap.
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Signs
On a bar of Dial soap
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
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Signs
On Zantac 75
Warning: High in sodium
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Signs
On a container of salt
Remove plastic before eating.
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Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Do not put lit candles on phone.
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Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
Keep away from children
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Signs
On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
May be harmful if swallowed.
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Signs
From a shipment of hammers
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
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Signs
On earplugs
Please notify us at once if this label fell off in transit.
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Package label
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
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Signs
From a disposable razor
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