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Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Do not use as ear plugs.
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On Silly Putty®
May contain foam.
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On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…
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On Winnie-the-Pooh knives
Use only on underarms.
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On Old Spice Red Zone deodorant
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Average Contents: 2
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On a Puma shoe box
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
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On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Do not spray in eyes.
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On a bottle of Windex
Do not eat.
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On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
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On a pill package
Remove plastic before eating.
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Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
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Container of Underarm Deodorant
Not for human consumption.
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Black rubber fishing worm
This ice may be cold
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On a Slush Puppy cup
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
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On a Hershey's Almond Bar
CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
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On a box of household nails
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
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On a Rowenta clothes iron
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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On a hose nozzle
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
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On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
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