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Warning: This product can burn eyes.
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Signs
From a curling iron
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
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Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
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Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
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Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
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Signs
In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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Signs
Translations
On a Japanese food processor
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
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Signs
On children’s cough medicine
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
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Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
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Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.
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Signs
Instructions inside a portable voting booth
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
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Signs
On pepper spray
Remove Cap Before Drinking
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Signs
On Phillips beer bottle cap
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
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Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
Warning – remove lock before driving.
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Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
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Signs
On a container of bread pudding
This item does not rust.
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Signs
On a plastic plate
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
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Signs
On a pill package
Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.
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Signs
On the sides of a shipping carton just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds
Caution! Contents hot!
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Signs
On a Domino's Pizza box
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