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Author: Label Page 7
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
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Label on sports equipment
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
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On earplugs
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
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In a patient drug education brochure
Do not spray in eyes.
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On a bottle of Windex
For best results, remove cap.
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Nabisco Easy Cheese
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
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On a bag of Fritos
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
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On a battery
Do not use orally.
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On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
This product moves when used.
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On a child's scooter
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
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Directions: Tear open packet and use.
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On a Wet-Nap package
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
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On a Mozzarella salad bagel
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
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On a can of air freshener
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
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On a beach ball
Do not consume
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On Home Depot treated lumber
Fits One Head
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On a package containing a hotel shower cap
Remove Cap Before Drinking
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On Phillips beer bottle cap
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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On a children's Superman costume
CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
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On a box of household nails
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
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Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
Do not put in mouth.
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Box of bottle rockets
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