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Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
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Protect from seawater.
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On a buoy
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
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A toilet at a public sports facility
No small children
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On a laundromat triple washer
Warning: knives are sharp!
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On a knife sharpening stone
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
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Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
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On an Endust Duster
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
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On a pill package
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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On a toilet plunger
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
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On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Open Other End
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On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.
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On an can of insecticide
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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On an infant's bathtub
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
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Directions: Tear open packet and use.
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On a Wet-Nap package
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
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Ingredients in a smoothy
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
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Liquid Plummer
May contain foam.
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On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
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On a flower pot
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