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Author: Label Page 7
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
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Signs
On a chainsaw
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
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Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
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On a can of air freshener
Do not use house paint on face.
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From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
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On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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In the information booklet
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
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On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Do not eat if seal is missing.
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On seal
Warning: knives are sharp!
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On a knife sharpening stone
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
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On children’s cough medicine
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
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On a Wet-Nap package
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
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On a hair dryer
Product will be hot after heating.
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Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
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Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
This product not tested on animals.
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A New Zealand insect spray
Not for human consumption.
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Black rubber fishing worm
Remove plastic before eating.
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Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
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Liquid Plummer
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
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On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Infant's bathtub
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
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Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”
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