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Author: Label Page 7
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Signs
Turn off motor before using this product.
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Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
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Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
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Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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Signs
On a toilet plunger
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
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Signs
On a battery
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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Signs
On a shampoo bottle
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
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Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
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Signs
INSIDE a carton
May contain foam.
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Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Instructions: Put on food
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Signs
On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
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Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
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On children’s cough medicine
Caution: Non-Flammable
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Signs
On a fire extinguisher
Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on
A Book title
,
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Signs
Fits One Head
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Signs
On a package containing a hotel shower cap
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
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Signs
On a package of rat poison
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
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Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
This product not tested on animals.
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Signs
A New Zealand insect spray
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Signs
On an infant's bathtub
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